Agent: Where are you going today, sir?
Man: Oneonta.
Agent: Oh, wow. I'm very familiar with it. That's where I went to school.
Man: Really? Where did you go, Hartwick College or the SUNY school?
Agent: I went to the SUNY school, fortunately.
Man: That's interesting. My son and daughter went to a SUNY school.
Agent: Really? Which one?
Man: They went to Purchase.
Agent: Oh, wow. Are they artists? What did they study?
Man: My son studied music. His wife studied dance.
Agent: That's cool. You've gotta be smart to go to that school. What are they doing now?
Man: He's a CPA. She's going to medical school.
Agent: Oh, wow! Like I said, artists are real smart people.
