Tuesday, September 28, 2010

25 years with a Fiero


When I rolled a 1985 Pontiac Fiero into the driveway shortly after purchasing it in late September 1985, a teenage neighbor excitedly said, “Wow! A sports car!”

Well, not quite. The Fiero was sporty-looking, but ours came with a four-cylinder engine that turned out a modest 98 horsepower. These were more readily available, fuel-efficient and affordable than the better performing six-cylinder Fieros, so when GM offered low-interest financing to clear showrooms for new 1986 models, my wife and I made our move on a hard-to-find black five-speed manual transmission Fiero. We always liked the Fiero’s distinct looks and were attracted to their plastic bodies, which didn’t dent and wouldn’t rust.

I told Craig, the Queen City Pontiac salesman, I didn’t want the dealer advertisement on the car. “Ah, and some people say I drink too much,” he told me when I picked up the car, and discreetly pulled off the sticker before I drove home, smiling as Stevie Wonder’s “Part-time Lover” played on the radio.

I was back several times during the next few years, sometimes for one minor problem or another or an oil change and tire rotation, and a couple of times for recalls. Mike, the raspy voiced service manager who smoked too much, got to know me by first name, which probably wasn’t a good thing. Nick, our local Bloomfield mechanic, also got to know me on a first-name basis after replacing the clutch -- shortly after the warranty ran out, of course.

My wife learned to drive a manual transmission on the Fiero, which proved a nerve-wracking (and linkage-pin breaking) experience for her. It was normally, however, the car I commuted to work with on the Garden State Parkway. My most memorable experience was driving five hours on Route 22 during a fierce January 1987 snowstorm. The mid-engine Fiero did just fine while other cars whined and struggled, and I knew we would be together a long time.

I occasionally would put a car seat in the Fiero and run errands with my young son, sometimes taking him to his pre-kindergarten class in it. To prevent dirt on the bottom of his shoes from scuffing the Fiero’s passenger seat, I would place a small towel under his car seat. Twenty years later, I still have that towel in the Fiero, under the passenger seat. I can’t imagine, though, a parent of any 3- or 4-year old letting their child ride in a Fiero today.

Shortly after our second son was born, our family acquired its first minivan, and the Fiero became the third set of wheels in our fleet. That meant my wife and I drove it only once or twice a week, when we felt like it. On other days, it napped in the garage, while our newer, more practical cars jealously hung out in the driveway, getting wet in the rain or baked by the sun. Today, our other cars and some other drivers have come to respect the Fiero, which I roll out to the bus station or gym about once a week. I have the oil changed every year in a Monroe service garage by Chris, who never looks forward to it for some reason.

My two sons still haven’t driven the Fiero that’s older than them, even though they’ve mastered the manual transmission of a 2006 Scion tC that dad encourages them to drive occasionally. They seem afraid of the Fiero, perhaps fearing they will break it. “It’s going to be yours one day before too long if you want it,” I tell them. “You might as well start driving it.”

“Long may you run., long may you run.
Although these changes have come…”


(above photo) New Fiero with under-30 Charley in autumn 1985

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Vacationing where you work

The forecast at the Jersey shore for Wednesday was fair, probably too windy and overcast to enjoy the beach. My wife suggested we leave our Long Branch NJ vacation spot for the day, go to New York City and catch a Broadway show. It sounded like a great idea, but who wants to spend a day off where they commute to work? I did -- and we had a great time!

We saw a matinee performance of West Side Story at the Palace Theatre. I’m familiar with the 1961 Oscar winning movie, and the dancing and music of the Broadway revival was a treat. It was also nice to hear the couple seated next to us say how much they were enjoying their first visit to the city and how helpful everyone was to them.

Before the show, I took my wife to a favorite lunch spot, Margon on 46th between 6-7th Ave. It was like having a homemade Cuban meal in a small but bustling lunchroom. We enjoyed the meal and even learned about other good eating spots from a man and woman on lunch break who shared our table.

After the show, we sat out the rush hour, literally, with a beer at a sidewalk table a few blocks from the Port Authority bus terminal. We enjoyed seeing the sea of commuters walk by, and I told my wife I was looking for Charley to walk by any moment.

We rode the subway to 23rd and walked a few blocks to the High Line, the former elevated freight train tracks now an unusual city park, where some women illustrated the same cityscape that a few men photographed.

A few blocks later we were at Hudson River Park, a growing stretch where joggers and bicyclists outnumbered pedestrians, and took in a sunset over the New Jersey horizon that reminded me of a famous 1976 magazine cover from The New Yorker.

We wandered into the West Village and stopped for coffee and snacks near Sheridan Square, continuing to observe the interesting array of buildings and people. Finally, we rode the subway uptown to Penn Station and caught a train back to Long Branch.

Who says you can’t play where you work? I will probably look back at Wednesday in New York as one of my favorite vacation days of the year!

Sunday, August 22, 2010

The new football fan caste system

Long-time New York Giants and Jets season ticket holders attending exhibition games at the New Meadowlands Stadium this month can be excused for feeling confused. After navigating to their new seats, they may not recognize any of the faces sitting by them, or be able to read the numbers of the players on the field.

Perhaps troubling to New York/New Jersey area football fans may be a sense that their presence at games is no longer about loyalty to their team. A tradition of rewarding long-time fans with the opportunity to occupy the best seats in the house has been severely compromised. In its place, a new caste system based on money – lots of money – has been implemented.

Besides significantly increasing the game prices for all its tickets, particularly the best seats that have been held by its most loyal fans and their families, the Giants charged between $20,000 and $1,000 per seat simply for the privilege of being able to buy season tickets at the new stadium.

The Jets charged up to $30,000 per seat for these “personal seat licenses” that awarded its loyal fans the privilege of obtaining prime season tickets in the new stadium. Unlike the Giants, the Jets did not slap a PSL on upper concourse seats, but informed these fans that their tickets could be revoked at any time for any reason for a refund.

The two football teams are heralding the start of a new era in the New Meadowlands Stadium they share. But, many of its fans may be lamenting the end of an era when nearly all tickets cost approximately the same and the best seats usually occupied by its most loyal fans. Now, these fans may find themselves sitting far away from the action while the location they formerly enjoyed is occupied by a new, wealthier fan.

It remains to be seen whether long-time New York/New Jersey football fans will tolerate the new caste system for long, or simply take advantage of the many opportunities to spend their recreational dollars elsewhere.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

The sound of music

In New York City, the streets are filled with the sound of music.
Walking west of 5th Avenue on 46 Street, lunchtime,
the sound of Billy Joel could be heard clearly.
Same songs, same voice, same band.
But it was a different guy, with different musicians,
sounding better than the Piano Man himself probably would today.

Same spot, two weeks earlier,
bunch of guys played music without instruments.
They sang, thumped a beat, kept harmony,
with the help of a tape loop that provided backing music.
But the tape was the same guys thumping a beat,
keeping harmony, with only their mouths as instruments.

East and up a few blocks, a couple days earlier,
a larger ensemble of older guys with a woman,
entertained a lunchtime crowd with…
Jazz? Ragtime? American standards?
Perhaps – but feel-good music, definitely.
Passerby saint who came marching in,
heading west on 51 Street in no hurry,
danced to it with a big smile on his face.

Of course, Lady Gaga also graced midtowners
with her presence of a present of a performance
at Rockefeller Center Plaza earlier in the summer,
as did the window-pane rattling Irish rockers
The Script and others on the NBC Today show.

Last December, a Mexican man on guitar and woman on accordion,
sang a few songs under matching black fedoras on the F train,
collected a few dollars and hopped off at the next stop,
exchanging Christmas cheer with riders.

San Juan Hill, where Amsterdam Houses stand,
was also alive with the sound of music back in the 1960s.
Puerto Rican doo-woopers crooned in harmony for passing neighbors,
even for little boys who listened but pretended not to see.
In midtown today, only the age of the listener is different.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Did the Jets already win the Super Bowl?

Has anyone had their employment terms extended a few years because your company’s owner expects you’ll do a great job, even though you’ve only been onboard a short time? I didn’t think so.

Well, the New York Jets announced yesterday that Rex Ryan, with just one season as head coach behind him, and general manager Mike Tannenbaum, still looking for a first division title after four years on the job, had their contracts extended two and five years, respectively.

Excuse me, but did I just sleep through the second Super Bowl win in Jets history? Did Ryan and Tannenbaum already fulfill owner Woody Johnson and Jets fans expectations that the team, built to win this season, deliver the franchise’s first Super Bowl in 42 years?

The Jets certainly were impressive late last season, winning five of their last six games and two more in the playoffs before losing the conference title game to Indianapolis. Let’s not forget, however, that a stretch in which they lost six of seven games left them with just a 4-6 record by Thanksgiving.

Ryan has gotten a lot of media attention with his bold statements. He certainly is an interesting character, as we’ll find out on the Hard Knocks TV show this summer. Is he a great NFL coach? It’s hard for most New York sports fans to make that judgment after only one season. Johnson seems to think so already, however, and extended Ryan’s contract.

Tannenbaum has also shown a willingness to shake things up and take some risks with free agent signings, trades and cuts. Some, like the Brett Favre signing, didn’t work out. Most recent actions have been taken to get the team back to a Super Bowl immediately. The Jets haven’t done that yet, but Johnson is already rewarding Tannenbaum with a long-term extension.

Perhaps Jets fans and other New Yorkers would enjoy working for companies with owners like Johnson, who reward high expectations rather than performances. Let’s hope Johnson’s confidence and Ryan and Tannenbaum’s contract extensions are justified with a Jets Super Bowl win.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

LeBron James, pollo grande

He passed up the opportunity to be a New York hero,
the king of the great city,
perhaps to avoid the pressure cooker.
Instead, he’ll stand for the Heat in Miami,
where it may be a lot cooler than Hell’s Kitchen.

His face won’t be on a large billboard on Times Square,
and he’ll never ride in the Thanksgiving Day parade,
or have a sandwich named after him by an 8th Avenue deli.
But, there will be a new set of jerseys
with his name available for sale,
he’ll be welcomed in chic South Beach clubs…
and the locals may even create a big chicken sandwich for him.

“Is that, is that…James LeBron?” a Miamian will ask.
“He’s so big!”
“Yes, yes, it’s him. I’m going to name a chicken sandwich after him.
I’ll call it the…James LeBron pollo grande.
Maybe he will come in and buy one,
and my sales will increase.”

Why would a budding 25-year-old legend pass up the chance
to play 40-50 games a year at the mecca of basketball?
Would someone with ambition settle for someone else’s place,
and page three of the sports section in his new town?
It’s puzzling to New Yorkers,
but they’re getting over it at a typically fast speed.

Miami is getting over it, too.
It’s not hard when its sports fans don’t get on to it in the first place,
their minds already on Hurricanes and Dolphins.
Except for a few of those cafes and sandwich shops.
“Have a James LeBron pollo grande --
it’s not cheap, but it’s big.”

Monday, July 5, 2010

What this World Cup is teaching us

The interest in this year’s World Cup tells New Yorkers, “The rest of the US is no longer very different from you, as our country becomes more diverse and more interested than ever in events beyond our borders.”

According to published reports, 19.4 million people in the US saw the US-Ghana game last weekend, which made it the most watched soccer match in US television history. Even when the US is not playing, this year’s World Cup matches are averaging almost 5 million viewers.

By comparison, last autumn’s World Series featuring the Yankees and Phillies averaged 19.1 million viewers per game, and this spring’s NBA finals between the Lakers and Celtics averaged 18.1 million viewers. The Stanley Cup finals this spring between the Blackhawks and Flyers averaged about 14 million viewers. Keep in mind that, unlike the baseball, basketball and hockey showcases, none of the World Cup games have aired during prime time.

(If you’re wondering, 27.6 million people in the US saw this winter’s Olympics gold medal hockey game between the US and Canada -- and this winter’s Super Bowl game between the Saints and Colts was the most-watched American TV program ever, drawing 106.5 million viewers.)

For the first 52 games, the number of people watching this year’s World Cup on ESPN was up 58 percent over the last World Cup in 2006, and up almost 10 percent on Spanish-language Univision. Also interesting is a report that the average age of World Cup viewers is 15 years younger than that of the average Olympics viewer – 37 versus 52.

Clearly, New Yorkers who are crowding bars and cafes to watch this year’s World Cup matches, even when the US is not playing, are no longer mainly the “foreigners” who followed past World Cups. They are in the company of die-hard American sports fans at the Jersey shore, in the midwest and on the west coast. That says a lot about New York – and the US – today.